Ari Lemon Autographed Friday the 13th Playing Card, Prime Time SOA
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Ari Lemon Autographed Friday the 13th Playing Card, Prime Time SOA
$20.00
🪓 GET READY TO SLASH THE COMPETITION WITH A ONE-OF-A-KIND COLLECTIBLE! 🏈
Up for grabs is an absolute masterpiece for sports card investors and horror fanatics alike: an Ari Lemon Autographed Friday the 13th Playing Card (Prime Time SOA Edition). This isn't just a card; it's a certified weapon on the field and a nightmare for anyone lining up across from him. Signed in bold, permanent ink by the man himself, this piece brings the ultimate "killer instinct" to your collection.
🩸 THE LEGEND OF ARI LEMON: FIELD & SCREEN STATS
🎯 Position: Lock-Down Cornerback & Certified Enforcer
🔢 Jersey Number: #13 (Naturally)
🏈 Career Interceptions: 44 (With 13 returned for house calls)
💥 Forced Fumbles: 28 (Most coming from bone-crushing, cleaver-like hits)
🍿 Pre-Game Ritual: Watching 80s slasher films in a dark film room.
🏝️ On-Field Reputation: Known for his terrifying "Island Coverage" where wide receivers go in, but they never come out. He doesn't just shadow receivers; he stalks them from the opening whistle to the final buzzer.
🎯 Position: Lock-Down Cornerback & Certified Enforcer
🔢 Jersey Number: #13 (Naturally)
🏈 Career Interceptions: 44 (With 13 returned for house calls)
💥 Forced Fumbles: 28 (Most coming from bone-crushing, cleaver-like hits)
🍿 Pre-Game Ritual: Watching 80s slasher films in a dark film room.
🏝️ On-Field Reputation: Known for his terrifying "Island Coverage" where wide receivers go in, but they never come out. He doesn't just shadow receivers; he stalks them from the opening whistle to the final buzzer.
⛓️ LIFE EVENTS & INFAMY: FROM THE GRIDIRON TO THE GRID
👺 The Camp Crystal Lake Combine: Put up a blistering 4.31 forty-yard dash while wearing a hockey mask just to intimidate scouts.
🎬 The "Prime Time" Persona: Earned the nickname "Prime Time SOA" for his ruthless, cinematic style of play and his direct affiliation with the elite, rule-breaking Sons of Authority defensive unit.
🚔 The Lock-Up Lineup: Famously spent a night in the county jail after an overly aggressive post-game celebration involving a prop machete and an unfortunate rival mascot. He walked out the next morning, looked at the cameras, and famously muttered his catchphrase: "Class is in session, and recess is permanently cancelled."
🔒 The Ultimate Lockdown: Opposing quarterbacks have a passer rating of just 13.0 when targeting him.
👺 The Camp Crystal Lake Combine: Put up a blistering 4.31 forty-yard dash while wearing a hockey mask just to intimidate scouts.
🎬 The "Prime Time" Persona: Earned the nickname "Prime Time SOA" for his ruthless, cinematic style of play and his direct affiliation with the elite, rule-breaking Sons of Authority defensive unit.
🚔 The Lock-Up Lineup: Famously spent a night in the county jail after an overly aggressive post-game celebration involving a prop machete and an unfortunate rival mascot. He walked out the next morning, looked at the cameras, and famously muttered his catchphrase: "Class is in session, and recess is permanently cancelled."
🔒 The Ultimate Lockdown: Opposing quarterbacks have a passer rating of just 13.0 when targeting him.
🔪 CLEVER SAYINGS & ARI-ISMS
🏃♂️ "You can run, you can hide, but I'm always on the blindside."
🌲 "Welcome to Crystal Lake, population: your offense."
🛑 "I don't drop picks, I take lives... on the scoreboard."
📅 "It's Friday the 13th every single time I step on this turf."
🏃♂️ "You can run, you can hide, but I'm always on the blindside."
🌲 "Welcome to Crystal Lake, population: your offense."
🛑 "I don't drop picks, I take lives... on the scoreboard."
📅 "It's Friday the 13th every single time I step on this turf."
🃏 ABOUT THE CARD
This hyper-rare Prime Time SOA Playing Card features a gorgeous, dark slasher-themed aesthetic, frames Ari in his iconic defensive stance, and boasts a flawless on-card signature. Whether you are looking to flip, hold, or display, this card is dead-on perfect.